لا تزعلون مني اخواني هذا حوار بين مبرمج وزوجته منقول من منتدي اجنبي كي تعم البسمه
Wife : Have you brought the grocery
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort
Wife: What about my new TV
Husband : Variable not found....
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.
Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
Husband : Too many parameters....
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.
Wife: What about your Salary
Husband : File in use .... Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family
Husband : Unknown Virus
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